Scene.... Elfheart arrives back in lovely elven home after being in one of the grubbiest (spits) yucky energy places in sl... swops IM's with friend she just saw there:
Male Friend: bye I have to go too
Elfheart Muni: k
Elfheart Muni: and yes
Elfheart Muni: that place sucks....lol
Male Friend: *kisses*
Male Friend: I warned you
Elfheart Muni: you did
Elfheart Muni kisses her elven ground and hugs it
Male Friend: :P
Elfheart Muni: well, am taking grumpy miserable self off to be miserable and grumpy in rl
Male Friend: aww
Male Friend: *kisses*
Elfheart Muni spits in the river over the bridge
Elfheart Muni makes it rain on her land (changes the weather on her weather system)
Male Friend: aww elfie, I still love you
Elfheart Muni: even after I spat in the river and made it rain?
Male Friend: even if you are grumpy, you are still cute
Elfheart Muni gets a chainsaw out and looks at all her trees
Elfheart Muni: lol
Elfheart Muni: hahah
Elfheart Muni: lol
Elfheart Muni: ok
Elfheart Muni: you cheered me up
Elfheart Muni cuts off her leg instead
Elfheart Muni: eeeek!!!!
Elfheart Muni: *screams for help*
Elfheart Muni: aaaaararrrrghhhhhh
Male Friend: ugh
Elfheart Muni watches her life blood slowly ebb away into the bright green elfin grass....
Male Friend: gee, you are killing me elfie
Elfheart Muni reaches out and writes one last lonely message to anyone who may one day pass her lonely spot
Elfheart Muni: she writes......
Elfheart Muni: ........
Elfheart Muni: *dies....... *
(at which point elfie logs out of sl)
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